{"id":14461,"date":"2013-08-01T04:20:11","date_gmt":"2013-08-01T08:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dubvlive.com\/blog\/?p=14461"},"modified":"2013-09-24T16:05:36","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T20:05:36","slug":"dubv-survival-guide-freshman-edition-gameday-tips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dubvlive.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/01\/dubv-survival-guide-freshman-edition-gameday-tips\/","title":{"rendered":"DubV Survival Guide: Freshman Edition \/ Gameday Tips"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1. Your Dorm Room Is Not A Jail Cell (Meet People Socialize)<\/p>\n

2. When Meeting New People Be Generous With Your Friendship But Stingy With Your Trust.<\/p>\n

3. The School Uniform Is Sweat Pants, Hoodies, Shorts And A T-Shirt. Save The Dressing Up For When People Are Looking. (Hint, Hint Like When Your Going To The Clubs On The Weeknds)<\/p>\n

4. Thanks To Jersey Shore Sunglasses Inside Are Now Acceptable So Use Them To Cover Your Bloodshot Eyes<\/p>\n

5. There Is Nothing Sexier Than A Girl In A Wvu Jersey.<\/p>\n

6. Find \u201cThat Kid\u201d In Class That Will Go Everyday And Take Good Notes\u2014 You May Have To Sacrifice Yourself To Sit In The Front Row With Them, But Overall It Will Be A Good Investment, On The Days You Are Too Hungover To Go, They Will Be Your Bff.<\/p>\n

7. Watch Those 12am Pizzas They Don\u2019t Call It The Freshman 15 For Nothing.<\/p>\n

8. Proofread That Paper You Wrote At 3am, Because In The Morning, It Probably Won\u2019t Make Any Sense.<\/p>\n

9. Take Advantage Of The Bar Specials On \u201cDubvnightlife.Com\u201d They Are Guaranteed To Save You Money.<\/p>\n

10. If You See Your Professor Out, Make Sure They Know You Saw Them Out, But Do Not Approach, And Definitely Do Not Force Them To Drink With You And Your Friends.<\/p>\n

11. Don\u2019t Go To The Same Bar Every Night Mix It Up.<\/p>\n

12. Don\u2019t Drink Things You Didn\u2019t Pour.
\n13. Don\u2019t Ask Your Drunk Friend To Watch Your Drink<\/p>\n

14. When You Are Intoxicated, There Is No Need To Act Like You Have An Endless Supply Of Money By Buying The Whole Bar Drinks. We All Know Your As Broke As The Rest Of Us.<\/p>\n

15. Don\u2019t Trust Any Guys Who Say, \u201cNo, These Pictures Are Just For You And Me\u201d.<\/p>\n

16. Don\u2019t Be That Lame A-Hole Who Goes To The Hospital With Alcohol Poisoning The First Week<\/p>\n

17. Know Your Limit Please Drink Responsibly.<\/p>\n

18. Please Remember Cops Are Always Right, Even When They Are Wrong, They Are Right.<\/p>\n

19. Love Thy \u201cFat Bitch\u201d (Sandwich)<\/p>\n

20. The Best Hangover Cure Is Not To Drink The Night Before<\/p>\n

21. Always Use Condoms Always, Always, Always.<\/p>\n

22. Doritos Are Not A Food Group And There Is No Vitamin C In Orange Soda. (Lol)<\/p>\n

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<\/strong> # 1 – ON GAME DAY YOU MUST WEAR BLUE & GOLD
\n# 2 – For photos, drink and say whiskey!
\n# 3 – Avoid a farmers tan, wear lots of sunblock.
\n# 4 \u2013 Spot the opponent, then make fun of their mascot
\n# 5 \u2013 Eat something before you drink your face off
\n# 6 – No passing out before the 1st half
\n# 7 \u2013 If you suffer from one too many, proceed to wear sunglasses
\n# 8 \u2013 The first down chant is, \u201cW,V,U (clap) First Down!\u201d, not, \u201cWoo, Woo, Woo (clap) First Down!\u201d Don\u2019t be the idiot that messes it up.
\n# 9 \u2013 Behave only Wild & Wonderfully it is West Virginia
\n# 10 \u2013 Country Roads is our theme song and now its yours too.
\n# 11 \u2013 Tailgating starts early and ends once you have passed out on somebodies couch<\/h2>\n

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